Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Fellas, in Indiana this is what we call Hoggin. This is when the waters low down on the river, and you walk the bed.  You start by feeling for holes under the water with your feet, you'll find the big cats under large rocks and fallen trees. Once you find your hole, you start feeling around insider for something smooth and slimy. Once you feel your cat fish you just start rubbin her face and let er swallow yer arm. When she starts ta swallowin, you make fist and try to shove it threw her gills and hold on. Now, if you cant get into her gills, shove your fist as fare down er throat as you as you can and grab a hand full of guts and pull her up fast. The last thing you want her to do is spin on ya. She'll tear the meat right of your bones.

2 comments:

DCBean said...

In The Dub-V we have a totally different definition to the term Hoggin. I don't think you all want me to post a picture though. :)

leschornmom said...

That was unbelievable! I can't get my kids to stop watching it! (I have to be careful with this site you know) ;)
Chi want's to know if J Diddy or Fat Josh will show em' how it's done!