A car destined to die, bought for the price of pocket change.
A route with a reputation.
Four days filled with quirky assignments you swore you'd never do in public.
A car on its last leg.
A roadway with no mercy.
Every roadtrip nightmare.
Recipe for disaster?

Nope. It's the 2008 BABE Rally.

So from May 22 through May 27 a few members of Capitol Hillbilly's are going to attempt a first. We now have a team in the official 2008 BABE Rally. Although our blog is flagged as adult content the BABE Rally is not what you think. B.A.B.E stands for the Big Apple to Big Easy. This years team consists of J Diddy (yours truly), Fat Josh (if he doesn't wussy out because he's an old timer) and R Dubya. We tried to get Beaner Dean to participate but his mom, I mean girlfriend, Sandy hasn't signed his permission slip yet.

I'll have my cell phone camera with me so be prepared to get some photos delivered straight to the blog from the road.

P.S. the catch is that this rally must be driven in a car costing no more than $250 so I hope everyone reading this prays for our souls. Thanks all! J Diddy out

Fellas, in Indiana this is what we call Hoggin. This is when the waters low down on the river, and you walk the bed.  You start by feeling for holes under the water with your feet, you'll find the big cats under large rocks and fallen trees. Once you find your hole, you start feeling around insider for something smooth and slimy. Once you feel your cat fish you just start rubbin her face and let er swallow yer arm. When she starts ta swallowin, you make fist and try to shove it threw her gills and hold on. Now, if you cant get into her gills, shove your fist as fare down er throat as you as you can and grab a hand full of guts and pull her up fast. The last thing you want her to do is spin on ya. She'll tear the meat right of your bones.